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Stock Market Report, Week 8What...the...hell. 2-5.
Two wins. Five losses. Eight stitches. 2 passes thrown to Moss. One idiot of a head coach. Zero sacks in three games---for the first time in franchise history.
The wheels are coming off, the bandwagon is as empty as a politician's promise, and after what happened today, as your Vikings financial advisor, I have one word: Sell.
The Rest Of The Defensive Line: You make more money than the entire GDP of Afghanistan, and you can't register a sack in three games? You almost have to try to do that. Maybe you should just donate your game checks to Whitney Houston. She'd at least put forth a better effort to hustle some crack than you guys are at hustling after the quarterback. And she'd be more entertaining.
Excuse me while I vomit.
--tps
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For seven lean years and for more than thirty years before, I have been a RAIDERS fan.
Finally, after so long, I just might have a squad.
You don't, Teddy.
K
Ted -
Welcome to the 2-5 club. But like Raiders Fan above, us Browns fans are starting to see a wee bit of blue sky on the toughness and talent front.
Paul Taylor
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