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Monday, November 1, 2010

Quote of the Day from my Favorite Vikings Blog

Stock Market Report, Week 8

What...the...hell. 2-5.

Two wins. Five losses. Eight stitches. 2 passes thrown to Moss. One idiot of a head coach. Zero sacks in three games---for the first time in franchise history.

The wheels are coming off, the bandwagon is as empty as a politician's promise, and after what happened today, as your Vikings financial advisor, I have one word: Sell.

The Rest Of The Defensive Line: You make more money than the entire GDP of Afghanistan, and you can't register a sack in three games? You almost have to try to do that. Maybe you should just donate your game checks to Whitney Houston. She'd at least put forth a better effort to hustle some crack than you guys are at hustling after the quarterback. And she'd be more entertaining.


Excuse me while I vomit.

--tps

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

For seven lean years and for more than thirty years before, I have been a RAIDERS fan.

Finally, after so long, I just might have a squad.

You don't, Teddy.

K

Anonymous said...

Ted -

Welcome to the 2-5 club. But like Raiders Fan above, us Browns fans are starting to see a wee bit of blue sky on the toughness and talent front.

Paul Taylor